Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.