when you try to get over your baby daddy but the next time you see him you just have to fuck the shit out of him!!

when a baby daddy wants to be involed with his kid, or kids and the baby mama wants nothing to do the baby daddy and does stuff that makes the baby daddys life a living hell...

Another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral

dont confuse this with any other animals

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

The guy you were with but he cheats on you while youre pregnant, and now doesnt buy anything for your child, and only cares about his new girlfriend. He can't get or keep a job because he is a lazy pos. He treated you like shit most of your relationship and now he is treating you even worse cause he knows you can't beat his ass or his new skanky girlfriends while your pregnant.

When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.

When a large number of men ejaculate into a funnel attached to a woman's vagina, then proceed to wait 9 months for the baby to be born, then get a paternity test and see who the babies father is.