a boy/girl/man/woman whose actions cause anyone to cancel all forms of human consideration, and give way to "primate-hood;" someone who is completely senseless to the point it's ridiculous or funny.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.