A rural town in Northern Arizona where cowboys go to retire. Everywhere you look there is a Mexican restaurant and some rocks. There’s a lot of rocks. Rocks.

The dumbest standardized test. Designed for octopus.

A suburb in Arizona where lots of old people live, among other things.

Bisbee, Arizona is this town in Southeast Arizona. Copper used to be mined there. Population of maybe 6,000. Thriving art scene. Bisbee is the Greenwich Village of southeast Arizona. A half hour drive from redneck wasteland and bummer central, Sierra Vista.

You old, bordering on ancient? Prescott is the place for you! This place is God’s waiting room. Plenty of rich doctors too.
There is absolutely nothing to do here for teenagers, except for hiking. Everybody goes to Phoenix for a good time. Because of the old people and druggies that dropped out of the plentiful rehab facilities, the drivers here are hilariously bad. There has been one big movie about this town, and it wasn’t even filmed here (Only the Brave). Of course it had to be about a tragedy. Everyone in the film had a western accent and most rode horses, painting this town to feel like the modern-old West. To be fair, almost everybody is packing heat in this town. 80% of this town is Mormon, and the other 20% is Christian. England has a pub on every corner, Prescott has churches. Unless you want your kids to die of boredom, don’t come here.

The seedy armpit suburb of Phoenix, the sprawled out metropolitan area of strip malls and people from Chicago and Minnesota.

A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.