The state a woman enters when she only finds Asian males attractive.

The Poor Man's 909. Even worse than the real 909 in Southern California.
A great place to live between Phoenix and Las Vegas if you don't mind the meth labs, cows, manure stank and dirt people. Home of the trailer trash!

Something that is believed to resolve a problem but actually only exacerbates it.

a piece of shit city nestled in the bosoms of the white mountains of arizona. full of mormons, hillbillies, and tweakers. do not move here, you will be trapped forever!

Town even farther from phoenix than Gilbert. Not sure which county they are in and claims to have a massive penis. However, lost to Chandler in a penis size competition. Has a howie rating 3 out of 8. Queen Creek, it must be noted, has NO CREEK in it. However it has a shitload of dry washes that people drive into during storms and get stuck in.

Sick As Balls. Courtesy of C NAT

Another way to say something is cool or great.