A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand

The Capital city of Arizona - one of the last states to become a state, because it took forever for the rest of the US to massacre the resident population of natives. Phoenix is population-wise extremely small, but so sprawled out it has become the US's largest city area-wise. Subsequently, the idiot city planners of Downtown Phoenix decided to make a fucking mess of the city, not anticipating the growth, making it a nightmare to move from one block to the other, and forgetting to get proper taxis and such. Instead, there is an overpriced light rail that is more or less the governor's toy.

Phoenix is conveniently placed in the damn center of the state, cranking out many ignorantly stupid patriots that are obsessing over border problems, even though they don't live remotely close to the border. It's probably the heat screwing with their heads anyways, since the temperature here can melt the tar in the asphalt. Speaking of which, there's actually vegetation here, surprisingly, but almost all of them are spiky to touch, such as palo verdes or cacti. anything external to the aforementioned plants and a bunch of spiky shrubs is most likely crops planted in the worst place to do so.

Housing development north of Phoenix, highest crime rate on earth.

death rate per day-0

Birth rate per day- 401

planned community gone right, beat out Heaven on the "Best Place to Live" award, and has the record for highest amount of love at first sights and happy marriages in an hour (45,921, note female population is only around 42,000)

site where Jesus is buried to remind us that he lives in our hearts and will never be forgotten <3. Home of 98% of happiness on earth.
"you goin to Anthem, AZ! Yippy, I will pack the Bibles and picnic baskets!"

This is a place where dreams go to die. Upon arrival, the citizens of Chandler collect your soul and keep it in a jar in the Town Hall. It often has a black hole effect on one's best friend. In short, Chandler, AZ is hell, in fact when you die, if you don't get into heaven, you pop up back here.

Something that is more amazing than amazing

1. the epitome of an ironic municipality name, i.e. "Superior, AZ is waaaaay inferior."

2. the ultimate sh*thole of Arizona.

3. an ugly, methamphetamine pit of a rotten, decaying town, full of criminals and crack whores, 60 miles east of Phoenix, AZ.

4. a meaningless town east of Phoenix, AZ, where white folks don't live, nor should they want to.

5. methamphetamine capital f the universe.

This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.

It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".