(1) The anti-TFoS. A Entity of pure evil and darkness. Young people (especially those around age 14) are perticulary vunreable to its influece.
You can see if a person is Axe Porn if he, or even more common, she, acts like a brat, listens to "Darin", or use to much makeup (goth people are an exeption to this last rule)
The only cure from Axe porn is to balance your inner landscape and once again fint the TFoSicle.
(2) Porn...with axes

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.