The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.
Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"
by George FP January 01, 2014
by jessiej May 02, 2011
by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017
Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up
by The 20 year old November 29, 2019
The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
by Wandering_Hammer August 01, 2021
that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.
Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
by spaceowel May 12, 2021
when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear
Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.
by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 02, 2011