When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.
by awkwardhenry January 26, 2016
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The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy November 29, 2010
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A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.
"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."
by R. Pieces April 10, 2016
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A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
by G009 June 01, 2016
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A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.
" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"
by Tuquynh August 17, 2017
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