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When you ask to a general group is anyone wants something you have, and no one responds and now you're stuck with that thing.
Person A: Does anyone want this peanut butter granola bar?
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off
Surrounding people: *crickets*
Person A: *cough*
Person B: lulz stop awktioning your food off
by Pew Pew Picklez November 20, 2013
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awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.
Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.
by ThatJewishPig January 12, 2012