by Morgz12454352 June 11, 2009
1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.
2. Something that qualifies as awesome.
3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.
2. Something that qualifies as awesome.
3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.
1 and 2.
Me: "I found 50 bucks on the street! Let's go get wasted!!"
You: "Awesomeness!!"
3.
You: "I'm so happy to be going with my family on vacation, where I can't party..."
Me: "Awesomeness..." *rolleyes*
Me: "I found 50 bucks on the street! Let's go get wasted!!"
You: "Awesomeness!!"
3.
You: "I'm so happy to be going with my family on vacation, where I can't party..."
Me: "Awesomeness..." *rolleyes*
by KaTe... December 25, 2004
by Tom Hoppa August 14, 2008
The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
by Coach Ken April 22, 2008
1. The point at which something/someone becomes Awesome. Can be used as a command, ie: "commence awesomation" meaning to start to be awesome or start to do something awesome.
by Sparkolophogus November 26, 2003

