1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute

2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you

3.your mistake makes your life unpure
Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness
by F. Aggot September 12, 2009
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It's like awesome, + 1.
Michaela, very awesomeness of you.
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The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !
The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome
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If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....
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