When I found out that Dylan was unaware of the dangers that fasterbating posed to healthy sexual relationships, I knew that I had to hold an aweirdness event about it so that I could help others going down that same slippery slope.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak