The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!
friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it
Person 2: Did you know its AAA?
Person 1: whats that
Person 2: Avoid Arousal April, which means no sexual arousal
Person 1: damn it
by X3PN October 04, 2021
1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue
3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue
3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
by TD1964 February 06, 2009
The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.
by NoPerson November 21, 2010
by Ouizardus July 05, 2006
The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.
That man I avoid like the fucking plague.
by Foxyflower September 22, 2015