Of or relating to Anti Virus programs and the people who make them.

see also vx
Those AV guys hate all the VXers.
by Skifandan May 20, 2005
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1) Cavernous and roast beef-like;
2) having blue waffle-like symptoms after 5 months of development;
3) from 7-9 months, AVS will form into a black hole with teeth, which results in a penis-encrusted vagina;
4) a peni tree begins to form after 1 year of development;
5) 6 weeks are needed for the peni tree to fully develop;
6) After a fully developed peni tree, the AVS will go into hibernation for 6-8 weeks;
7) after, the AVS becomes so contagious that physical, mental, or emotional contact is dangerous;
FYI) If a baby is born during any developmental stage of AVS, the baby will turn into a peni tree, so pregnancy is strictly reserved for those who do not have AVS.

FYI 2) AVS is also referred to as Amy's Vagina Syndrome
Amy: Do you want to come to a party
Caleb: No! You whore! You have AVS!
Amy: What's that?!
Caleb: You eat dicks with your vagina and grow peni trees out of it.

Amy: but my vagina is so cavernous and roast beef-like!
Caleb: Exactly...
by MLDP inc. January 10, 2011
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Short for aviator sunglasses. Which are worn by pilots and cops.
Whoah, look at Jeremy! He has some nice aves!
by Jeremisko April 14, 2009
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Av is a very good boy with a huge dick. He is very hot and very rare. If you find an av you are lucky cause he is a magical being called a sadomasochist. Avs also have very nice abs. BUT he's gay. Worship him. 👹
Av is amazing let's all fuck him and give him head pats
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Adult Viriginity Syndrome.
Refers to any person over the age of 30 who has yet to lose their V Card, which is sad.
Aaron: Yo I heard that George has AVS
Joe: Well he does have a micro-penis so I’m not surprised.
by tinsle.teeth November 13, 2018
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A phylogenic class which describes birds. In order words, Aves = birds
Animals in Aves are warm-blooded
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Pj's eyelashes are Av.

Julies eyelashes are even more Av!
by Julie Quintanilla March 03, 2008
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