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An event where in the middle of writing a text message, the phone's auto-correct software changes a word to what it assumes is correct, based on similarities in the word's structure, length, or letters to another word. This can often cause a miscommunication and result in two confused and angry individuals.
Texter "Ya so I was walking into the store and the murderer came up to me and told me I was fired."

Receiver "Lol wut?"

Texter "*manager, my phone just fucking autotexted me."
by Sliest Cashew May 17, 2010
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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