Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
2
the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
by XC Girl June 24, 2008
3
1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
by Valkaris May 04, 2010