When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."
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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."
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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
by Avocado7 January 05, 2017
An automotive transmission that was created to meet the needs of people who were missing an arm or a leg.
In the USA, it has become the most common form of transmission.
An automatic transmission removes the driver's ability to select the right gear for the current driving conditions.
People with automatic transmissions believe that the brakes are the primary control devices when operating a car. Automatic driver step on their brakes when they approach intersections. They step on their brakes when they drive up hills. They step on their brakes when they see another car on a side street. They step on their brakes when they drop their Starbucks or their cell phone. And they step on their brakes all the way down hills. This can be a good thing, because anyone who rides the brakes while driving in the Rockies soon becomes a statistic.
NO masculine man drives an automatic. The automatic is the transmission of the fag, the sissy, the girly boy, the wimp, and the fairy.
Males who drive automatics say they are great in traffic. But everyone who knows how to drive a manual transmission knows how to slow down by lifting the foot from the gas.
In the USA, it has become the most common form of transmission.
An automatic transmission removes the driver's ability to select the right gear for the current driving conditions.
People with automatic transmissions believe that the brakes are the primary control devices when operating a car. Automatic driver step on their brakes when they approach intersections. They step on their brakes when they drive up hills. They step on their brakes when they see another car on a side street. They step on their brakes when they drop their Starbucks or their cell phone. And they step on their brakes all the way down hills. This can be a good thing, because anyone who rides the brakes while driving in the Rockies soon becomes a statistic.
NO masculine man drives an automatic. The automatic is the transmission of the fag, the sissy, the girly boy, the wimp, and the fairy.
Males who drive automatics say they are great in traffic. But everyone who knows how to drive a manual transmission knows how to slow down by lifting the foot from the gas.
Want to see something funny? Watch a long line of cars with automatic transmission driving nose-to-tail. They all take turns putting their brakes on. Soon, none of the drivers is paying attention to the brake lights. Then, when the lead car stops, the other cars all crash into one another. Fun!
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.
by Shieldsdleihs November 09, 2010
An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.
She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.
My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.
My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.
by artemis1968 September 11, 2013
A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.
Automatic Lofts Chicago IL
by LoftsStudent403 March 13, 2011
Automatic Loveletter is an awesome band with a female singer, Juliet Simms, who will kick Hayley Williams ass any day. Their poetic lyrics are inspirational and have a great depth and meaning to them.
Tuma: I saw paramore in concert the other day.
Buttahman: Fuck yeah? Well I saw Automatic Loveletter, and they sing better and have better lyrics.
Buttahman: Fuck yeah? Well I saw Automatic Loveletter, and they sing better and have better lyrics.
by Motato September 01, 2008
Nesi- "Omg Shelby do you see that guy over there?"
Shelby- "Who? Drevon?"
Nesi- "Yea, he's an Automatic Wett right there!"
Shelby- "Who? Drevon?"
Nesi- "Yea, he's an Automatic Wett right there!"
by RudeJerk XD March 30, 2010