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The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep to start masturbating, making it feel like someone else is giving you a handjob.
"Hey, did you give Sam a handjob?"
"Yeah, but it was so bad they had to give themselves an autohandjob instead."
"Yeah, but it was so bad they had to give themselves an autohandjob instead."
by Dragonexus October 22, 2019
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021