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A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High March 31, 2018
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Jun 7 Word of the Day
A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
by September 07, 2020
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