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Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
by Seatthell May 03, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Chris: Did you hear about Roger?
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.
by Lars Hoag January 02, 2012
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It's when I stim in church as a form of praise, and when my family I chose for myself accepts me as I am.
It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.
It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.
It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.
It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.
It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.
Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire
It's when Daniel Tammet recited Pi to the 22k something decimal point, when Microsoft was founded, and Temple Grandin grew up.
It's when Hollywood portrays my brain cousins accurately, and one of us gets to interrupt somebody comparing us all to Raymond Babbit.
It's when we get awards for doing something that we specialize in.
It's when our enhanced honesty gets rewarded.
It's when our speciality brings a great joy that not many at all can understand.
Autastic is when we do something awesome, like taking exactly one 3 hour flight over Rome, and drawing it in near perfect detail. Pulling a Stephen Wiltshire
by Book Lover March 18, 2010
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A highly intelligent but socially inept person. Often exhibits traits similar to that found in people with Asperger syndrome.
by sunstroked March 08, 2009