1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.

a bookworm

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.

When you get a vehicle stuck (usually in a video game) in such a way that you cannot back or drive it out. A reference to the movie Austin Powers where he wedges a factory cart between two walls trying to turn it around.

He is a great guy, he makes you smile anytime you're with him. He always tries to cheer friends up expecially his girlfriend he'll stop at nothing untill shes smiling. He has amazing eyes and is an awesome kisser. He is always willing to work and kid around, he will take it too far with the joking so some people don't like him but those that know him know how sweet a guy he really is. Most girls won't take the time to get to know him when you do be ready to fall.

An Austin is a guy you can really trust and a great listener. He will always be there for you and no matter how much you may try you will never forget him and will still like him when he stops talking to you and likes someone else. He will stick by your side as a friend though and is very trustworthy. He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and thinks he is the least bit of nerd but he is the smartest person and secretly watches national geographic but, she notices. She notices everything. Although, make a wrong move and you may lose an Austin because he catches feelings for a popular girl prettier than you and still thinks yall are friends because that is the kind of person Austin is. So once you get an Austin. You hold tight. And never let go.