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NOUN C ● SK UK /ɑ ntˌfʌk.əʳ/ US /æntˌfʌk.ɚ/
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker
1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude
2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive
3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative
4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative
5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
ALSO aunt-fucker or aunt fucker
1. (STRONGLY VULGAR, OFFENSIVE) an extremely ungrateful person, a person devoid of gratitude
2. (STRONGLY VULGAR, DEROGATORY) one who breaks the Bro Code, puts dates before mates, or leaves family for their cheap love, especially after their mates have fought with and defended them all the way through, dead or alive
3. (MARKEDLY VULGAR) an extremely intense experience, often but not always negative
4. (TEASINGLY, FRIENDLY, JOKINGLY, VULGAR) a good very close friend or relative
5. (VULGAR, LITERALLY) one who fucks their aunt
1. Jon Snow, you auntfucker! How could you!
2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!
3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.
4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!
5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
2. I can't believe Jon Snow has completely ignored Ghost just like that. What an auntfucker!
3. War is a motherfucker, and the Great War is an auntfucker.
4. You little auntfucker, vomiting is celebrating!
5. You are Aegon Targaryen, true auntfucker of the Seven Kingdoms.
by Tetka Fuker May 11, 2019
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009