Aunt Sally

The cool young aunt that never settled or got married. No matter how old she gets she's youthful. Everyone loves her she takes no shit and talks a lot of shit. She likes to party and sometimes she can get out of hand, so you might have to tell your friends Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she took too many shots of tequila.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she's late again.

by Aunt Sallyy October 11, 2018

Aunt Sally

The name teachers always give in examples.

Imagine your Aunt Sally bought you 63 watermelons.

by Frances_hello February 17, 2018

aunt sally

A drink made up in red hook, NY. A perfect combination of Captain Morgan and ginger ale on the rocks. Sailor Jerry is an acceptable substitution for the captain.

Ain't sally aunt sally

by chic maggot April 4, 2014

Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom

Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."

by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009

Your Aunt Sally

The next, next, next level of the your mum, your face jokes. THE ULTIMATE TRUMP. It means a win no matter what...

Person 1: You suck
Person 2: Your face sucks
Person 1: Your mum sucks
Person 2: Your mum's face sucks
Person 1: Your Aunt Sally Sucks
Person 2: I don't have an aunt sally
Person 1: you do now
*progresses into full scale riot*
Riot Police: In the name of Aunt Sally Stop
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Random: WhO tHe HeLl ArE?!?!?!
Me: Your aunt sally

by Sally, Aunt Sally November 26, 2008

texas aunt sally

A made up move to scare people off.

Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.

by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003