Urban Dictionary: aunt jemima

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

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Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

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Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo February 14, 2007

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Aunt Jemima

a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.

Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.

by Christian Dileo October 04, 2008

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Aunt Jemima

The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.

"Hey! So I pulled my first Aunt Jemima today!"

by sicknastymn July 16, 2009