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the guy born today will have a massive penis
________ was born on august 20

that’s why his penis is so big
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
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dude ____ was born on august 20 that means her tits are huge. fuckkk they are.
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
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if you were born on this day youre the best person and you deserve the world ❤🥵
"youre born on august 20th ? FUCKIN MINT ! I LOVE YOU BITCH"
by maddie daddy suck pp October 24, 2019
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August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .
friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
by Ogjeffl1t October 16, 2019
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today a bad bitch was born badder than any other bitch on any other day. she is what every girl wants to be. if you’re dating her marry her. because she’s a bad ass bitch.
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
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A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot
Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”
by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 02, 2019
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