today a bad bitch was born badder than any other bitch on any other day. she is what every girl wants to be. if you’re dating her marry her. because she’s a bad ass bitch.
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
by jimmycarter October 22, 2019
“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”
it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019
because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.
by jimmycarter November 7, 2019
by maddie daddy suck pp October 24, 2019
A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot
by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 3, 2019