Aughust’s are usually tall. They have a higher chance of birth defect and half of the rare breed ends up with erectile dysfunction. They’re nice though and have ripped legs. They are also know for they’re microscopic penis’s.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Aughust is a guy... or so you think. He isn’t most likely to have a girlfriend named Macy and be on FaceTime with the coolest people ever right now. He isn’t super dry on FaceTime tho