Top definition
To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005
May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009