A baffling statement or claim that renders everyone speechless at the sheer wrongheadedness of it such that no-one knows where to start refuting it. To literally rob of speech.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

To talk loudly and at length forcing all to listen regardless of whether you have any knowledge of the subject.

The ability to become an instant expert on any subject by opening up a new browser tab, performing a google search and then writing authoritatively on the subject.