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annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.
Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!

Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
by tenzen January 02, 2009
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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