A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.
"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"
by Danimal aka darnell jenkins February 22, 2012
Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..
by Ray_man May 3, 2007
Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."
Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*
by LRay is King March 30, 2011
1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
by TheKimmer April 30, 2010
Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.
by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018
Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.
1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.
2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.
2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.
by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011
Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.
Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?
Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!
Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!
by Amarinthe April 7, 2010