a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

The best run Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) had in Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, a difficult version of Pokemon Emerald.

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

The run where Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) beat Pokemon Emerald Kaizo! Also known as the Mythical or Mew run, it produced a lot of Pokemon that were crucial to beating gym leaders, bosses, the Elite Four and Champion.