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the best person you will ever meet!! she is so pretty, I mean like drop dead gorgeous and the most amazing friend you’ll have. not only she is kind ,she will be there even if you guys are not friends anymore. But when it comes down to it do not fuck with her because she doesn’t play around. She’s in it to win it Period. She’s kinda shy and a lil insecure but once you get to know her, she’s this open book and her laugh is so contagious ,her smile will make your day. She is hands down the best girlfriend you will ever have and the best kisser. Once she’s in love she will give you here all. So if you have a friend/girlfriend named “Ateshia” keep her around you don’t want to loose her.
by Stuipd October 01, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006