the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 03, 2007
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When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.
Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.
by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019
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Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.

by Black-Ice-Bandit August 13, 2008
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Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
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A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls December 11, 2015
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Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.
You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.
by Schadoe ninja October 08, 2020
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