Fred: My day sucks.
John: Really? I'm loving today, it's been aster.
by JSpades February 10, 2011
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This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat
In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.
by Marky Mark October 07, 2003
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If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.

So basically: great, awesome, working well
Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.

Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
by Avaricious Altruist November 26, 2012
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Oppostite of disaster. When something goes right instead of wrong.
Miss Martian: "Superboy! Are you OK?"
Superboy: "Fine; feeling the aster..."
by NinKen94 February 07, 2011
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Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.
Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...
by drizzake & co. April 23, 2008
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Aster is as bright as a star, as depressing as a void and as sweet as flowers all at once. Aster is a sweet and outgoing person that usually listens to music most of their days. They usually love gaming and locking themself in their room. Aster is also depressed and sad with a blank expression. She usually won’t talk to anyone when she’s sad and zone out a lot. This person is a handful but doesn’t like to bother people with their problems. They’re a mystery.
Person 1: Hey, Aster is so awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, but they looks sad, we shouldn’t bother them.
Person 1: Ok, let’s go talk to them later.
by SakuraSamurai May 20, 2021
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