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1. ass-like, smelly
2. sick, ill
3. terrible
1. What is that assy aroma?
2. I was feeling assy, so I went home sick.
3. My car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn't start. Overall it's been an assy day.
by Mike Reynolds June 02, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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2
complete piece of equipment, machinery etc. with all parts included
by WordWizard April 01, 2003
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having an ass-like or crappy quality; lameness
How about you're 19, stop being assy and sleep by yourself.

Are you kidding me? They're going to start counting pluses on a 4 point grading scale? That is super assy.

Wow, Alexander was an assy movie.

Fred Phelps is the assiest person that I've ever heard of.
by stuckupspandexbitch February 02, 2008
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the state of being an ass; eg. moody, quiet, sickening, annoying, butthole, mean, jerk.
Quit being assy!
Darryl likes to be assy when he talks to me on the phone late at night.
by R-Bradizzle November 23, 2006
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lucky; obscenely lucky

(NYC area: used as long ago as the 50s in Brooklyn pool halls to describe very lucky shots; was still being used in Jersey City in the early to mid 90s to mean lucky)
That touchdown catch was assy.
He only beat me because he got assy.
by dertycity November 22, 2005
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when someones ass is in the state of hyphe or crazy movement
ex: the girl was jumping around and all the guys around her said..."damn that girl is assy".
by TANGO1 July 08, 2006
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