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like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass
the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered
by dsg August 22, 2003
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate
Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!
by Shad December 13, 2003
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last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...
by M>L>A April 09, 2009
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A plunderer or searcher of the asshole; one who reeks devastation on the asshole.
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That Ivan sure is an ass viking. Id feel bad for his girlfriend if he had one.
by fatolga. November 15, 2007
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