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An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011
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A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
by Keylimeypie November 19, 2007
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A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
by Keylimeypie November 19, 2007
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A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!
by Schmendt November 12, 2015
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