Bro, after losing my keys and catching my girl banging boss, this day couldn't be anymore asstastic.
by Justinsidemyhead May 31, 2018
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When a girl's ass is the most defining feature, often times all other features being ugly. It is generally the same idea as being a butter face, except for the ass,
Man, Sadie isn't too hot, but she sure is asstastic.
by Hyderabod April 20, 2016
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butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away
aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.
I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.
by citimouse July 16, 2012
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