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waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum
I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.
After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.
by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008
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Ass taffy is just another word for shit. Its inspiration was the D4L song "Laffy Taffy."
"So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."
by John Owen November 26, 2005
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