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The puddle created on a porous surface while wearing sweaty clothes.
Bill - Hey Bob, why are you standing up? That chair is empty.
Bob - Larry just used that chair after his run. I'm not sitting in his assswamp.
Bill - Good call. Larry ruins everything.
by JonnyRocket October 17, 2013
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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