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A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.
That meth house is going to assplode one day.
by dispenser January 19, 2006
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
by pennyloafer August 25, 2006
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Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.
Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.
by dutchboy March 13, 2016
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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
by pennyloafer May 20, 2007
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When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load
Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode
by Grunchy October 20, 2008
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