When you go into a severe coughing fit and start inhaling the tissue you're using to cover your mouth.
"Katya, you're a dipshit. Stop asspirating your tissue. You're going to get tissue crap all over your tongue."
"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
"WATCH!! ASSPIRATING IS LIKE GIVING BIRTH!!"
by bahhhhhrooke June 17, 2005
on a hot summer day your butt starts melting and giving off a nasty smell.or when your having heavy sex and your partners ass starts smelling.
by s.poon June 28, 2005
by Michael of SoCal February 24, 2007
"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
by Saint Rosa July 10, 2008
Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.
by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015