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as in, to expectorate from the ass.

Could be just a toot (fart) or a shart.
I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.
by Somebody Liz January 30, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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