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A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"
by Snnnnickerdoodle January 24, 2007
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An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.
Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!
by TeddiGramz December 28, 2009
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a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.
The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja
by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005
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