someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....
This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .
by silveradoboyjoe June 17, 2010
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Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.
Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.
by JDM 92 April 17, 2006
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A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.
Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep
by Spongeboob November 21, 2015
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a person that is a smelly rat. they are your friend but you hate them.
"oh look, its christine!"
"shes such an assmuncher,"
by assmunchermomo December 29, 2020
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(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
Tweezyshadow loves to eat guys ass, he is called an assmuncher.
by blazethe420buds September 23, 2019
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