Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows
I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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