to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock
My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...
by pdpColonel August 11, 2005
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When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.
Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?
by Spencer_n January 14, 2020
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One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
by An R.A. July 10, 2008
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The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.
Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.
by JimmyJongTidings January 21, 2018
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A violent racial slur used to initiate mass genocide against multiple spiecies
Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.
by JZA333 September 13, 2018
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To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.
Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!
by pry January 26, 2005
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