If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.