by Russ W. August 18, 2007
The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 02, 2013
by Litty titty99 October 19, 2017
I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.
by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021
Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.
by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017
Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.
by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017